You have to read this one to the tune of popcorn popping.

I looked in the cupboard and what did I see
Crumbs and dust and twisty tie-eeeees.
Loads and loads of mismatch stuff
A bag of macaroni, turned into dust.

I took a broken steamer to the trash
Unfortunate for me there was no cash (apparently, I don't stash) *not part of tune

But, now its nice and clean
All the cupboards gleam

And the food, expired 02
Can finally rest. (in peace)*